1. Fake shoes. Also called flip-flops.
2. Fake brews. Non-alcoholic beer. Avoid at all cost.
3. Fake dues. No payment required.
4. Fake flues. Actually, you feel quite good but call in sick.
5. Fake ruse. This is the same thing as telling the truth.
6. Fake rues. Actually, you don’t care.
7. Fake poos. Better smelling than the real thing.
8. Fake loos. See previous.
9. Fake muse. Uninspired stimulus.
10. Fake news. Favored adversary of low IQ persons.