The Romney-Palin Ticket

What if W. Mitt Romney is nominated as the Republican presidential candidate in 2016? And what if Sarah Palin joins the race? What if Mittens chooses Palin as his running mate? I give you their chit-chat:

Palin: Who hijacked the term ‘Feminist’? A cackle of radicals who want to crucify other women with whom they disagree.

M: I went to a number of women’s groups and said, “Can you help us find folks,” and they brought us whole binders full of women.

That's the Ticket
Sarah and Mitt: That’s the Ticket!

P: Polls are for strippers and cross-country skiers.

M: I’m also unemployed. I’m not concerned about the very poor.

P: But obviously, we’ve got to stand with our North Korean allies.

M: I like firing people.

P: I love that smell of the emissions!

M: Corporations are people.

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2 responses to “The Romney-Palin Ticket”

  1. Love it. You angling for a job as their speechwriter?

    Also.

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  2. Not clever enough to write their gaffes. Just comes nachurly.

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