My son’s offering his services as my campaign manager. More than the trappings of power, I think the third grader’s hooked on creating slogans.
‘Want the Best?
Vote the Beast.’
Beast is a nickname I picked up in Jr. High. It was my sister’s fault. A clever P.E. teacher pegged her first initial against her last name, and the Beast was born. When I started climbing rope two years later, the name was passed down to me and I became the Beast myself.
Now you know an intimate secret about me, and if ever I choose to run for congress you can vote confidently in my favor.
My campaign manager and I wouldn’t dream of printing up yard signs and sticking them on lawns all around town. Littering is not our style. We can’t make a similar campaign promise about bumper stickers, though. Slap my slogan on the rear of a black El Camino and picture me rollin’.
My son thinks a campaign would be fun, issuing clever and pithy tags. I’m more circumspect: I see it as a wild ride.
We haven’t announced yet. We might never. We don’t even know the correct order of things. So far, the whole enterprise is uninspiring: papers to file; fees to pay; signatures to seek. You have to have an awful lot of money—not to mention self-esteem—to run for congress.
3 thoughts on “The Run”
The nickname is all yours
In all seriousness
You should run
I would vote for you
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Damn. Really? You definitely came home as Beastie, right? Can’t anyone enter politics without doing it as a liar!?
YOU ARE RIGHT!
Omg you are right!!
MIss D, not John H, called me Beastie!
So thankful YOU are a writer so you can record our family history 😊