Coronavirus: the Culprit

Russia’s meddling in the 2016 U.S. elections was followed by an endless litany of contorted efforts to pin the hack elsewhere, including on the Democratic National Committee,  a 14-year-old hacker, and the Chinese government.

Most consistent among the alleged offenders was an unnamed Jersey tuba-lard.

“…It could be Russia. And it could be China. And it could be some guy in his home in New Jersey…”

“…it could be Russia, but it could also be China. It could also be lots of other people. It also could be somebody sitting on their bed that weighs 400 pounds, ok?”

“I said ‘it may be Russia, or China or another country or group, or it may be a 400 pound genius sitting in bed and playing with his computer…'”

Armed with these accusations as facts, I suspect Chris Christie may be the joker behind the 2020 Coronavirus hoax. Isn’t it time we put him in charge of the response?







Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s