Freedom! …and a Sammidge

The scene last weekend in Raleigh, North Carolina, a state that has recorded 15,000 COVID-19 cases and over 550 deaths.

Armed protesters, organized on a Facebook group called Blue Igloo, paraded through downtown carrying shotguns, pistols, and a sweet AT-4 anti-tank rocket launcher. Thanks Facebook!

When they got hungry, they marched into a Subway restaurant (remember former spokesman and child pornographer Jared Fogle…?) and demanded: sammidges!

The protesters oppose the state’s stay-at-home orders, which were put in place to protect citizens from sneezing on—and thereby killing—each other.

Instead, they can face down bazooka joe and his tin pot militia.

Thanks, Blue Igloo!






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